Bobby the blobby.. A story about a guy that you might form unnecissary conclusions about, when they are always true.

    There once was a boy named Bob. Now, as soon as you read that sentence, you most likely pictured Bob as an extremely boring and normal guy. I am very sorry to disappoint you, but he is not, definitely NOT an ordinary boy. In fact, he is so out of the ordinary, that he didn't even deserve that first sentence.
     You might ask why Bob was named Bob, after all, he is a complex guy, and the simplest name does not quite fit him. Well, for one thing, Bob was the first name that popped into my mind, and for another, it would be hard for me to remember any other name.
     Before I start the story of Bob the insane, I am going to put myself in your position. Okay, if I was a reader reading this post, I would be asking myself what makes this "Bob" so extraordinary. I am the author, so it it probably my job to answer that question right away. Any sane author would so that. However, much like Bob, I am insane. So there is my excuse--I wont tell you what makes Bob so different, you'll have to figure it out yourself.   But I guess it is my job to answer that buzzing question. To rid yourselves from the pain, the annoyance, the angry bee in your mind. Well, here goes. You are now thinking (especially alexandra) that bob is some sort of mutant. Just like the numerous literature pieces that have been focused on mutated children. (X-men, Obernewtyn, ...)
     Sorry to tell you, but you are wrong, or if you want, you are right. Bob is merely a figment of your imagination. You could picture him as a blob. A slushy, deformed piece of nothing that has the power to evade all laws of physics and of life. He can float in mid air, he can live forever, he can not have any body, but still be alive. Bob is someone for you to play around with. He can be anybody you choose, and does not even have to be a person. He can be a nothing, a death, a space. Anything.................
       Feel free to comment about your bob the blob. How possibly awesome can you make him, or how utterly defying can he be?
       Dun, dun , dun, dunnnn..............