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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Bras

Hello people.
I would just like to discuss the subject about how the human male species likes to defer to their peers and subordinates and superiors and all those around them as "bras". Do you not find this practice abnormal (well, not since ALL guys - and some girls :O - do it), weird (calling people bras? excuse me?), and somewhat infuriating ("Whassup bra!" "Yo bra!" "How you doing bra?!?!?!")? Imagine this: A girl looking down (not mentioning where) and saying, "Hey, how's it going down there, bra, my girl?" Even Gracie has to admit this is weird.
So Jacquie and I have decided that guys are not calling each other BRAS but BRAHS. The spelling may vary, such as BRAUGH or BRAGH or BROUGH, as this word is purely fictional, but I would just like to clear up this wedgie-sensation of a situation. Thus, girls have BRAS and guys have BRAHS (since its easier to spell than braugh or whatnot). Just wanted to clear up the problem.
And there you have it.

3 comments:

  1. Is there a different phonetic pronounciation? Just to be clear.

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  2. Oh Hannah you humor me. Yes I do admit that this is weird (very weird in fact) . My idea is that since guys don't have boobs they can't wear bras (at least I think so). The lack of wearing a bra is seriously disturbing and harming to their mental health so they have to indulge themselves in the pleasure of having bras by making other people their "bras" (actually brahs)

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