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Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Shout out to all the College Boards that think I am a Wack-job

I have to do this
Otherwise I will not sleep well tonight
Because I'll run I'll flee
But in the middle of flight
I'll be caught and
be laughed at
as I sit in five-minute crash course
of how-to-be-a-good-sanitation-engineer

all due to my blogposts during the very tediously stretchy summer between the eight and ninth grade

So dear College Boards
If you've dug this up
As you probably have
Just believe me
I'm not sociopathic or psychopathic or any other crazy

I am simply a tiny bit caught-between activities
of writing in CTY
and I just finished a depressing book
(cancer books kill me)
so I'm here venting my brain as it runs marathons
up
and
down

my blood vessels

and through the wiring in the radio

and across the shimmering computer screen

I promise I'm sane

please don't X me out with a red pen in your left (or right hand)

Oh WOAH! never mind it's 2018 now, you're probably using fancy technology to
decide I'm crazy

But maybe you'll realize I'm not

Thank you



5 comments:

  1. Please extend this excuse to Beccajandro, although you will never find me as I refuse to blog using my given name....
    mwahahahaha

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  2. is a sanitation engineer a sewer inspector or something. or a toilet inspector. or sink. or something? something about finding dead bodies in the water tanks and drinking fingernails, water tasting like rotting human bodies. ever tried it?

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