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Monday, July 28, 2014

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Breaking Ghanaian News
        Tuesday harbored the first ever chicken-noodle soup making contest in Accra. Three-and-a-half thousand or so participants cooked hearty meals starting at 4:00 running all the way to 16:00. The winner was Peruvian Juan Carlos Roberto Francisco Julio Miguel de las Marcos who cooked 6 tons of soup in the 12 hours, at a pace of half a ton of soup per hour. Three thousand contestants were eliminated because they used a Fibroglasstical 7.8PX burner instead of the mandated Fibroglasstical 7.8PY burner. 480 contestants were disqualified because they were wearing white and pink shirts, and the necessary shirt coloring was white and peach. 12 participants were brutally asked to leave the contest because they were not the specifically required age of 43, they fluctuated from between 42 and 361 days to 42 and 363. Later this month, Accra will again a chicken-noodle soup making contest, this time for the age of 44.
      
       For those of you readers who have not been following the chicken-noodle soup contest activities in the Ghanaian capital, Ghana hosts the contests from 41-50 year of age, every year. 10-20 is in Paris.  21-30 is in Beijing. 31-40 (the biggest group) is in Guadalajara. 51-60 is in Helsinki. 61-70 is in Perth. 71-80 is located in Kansas City. 81-90 is in Qatar. 91-100 (the last group) is hosted in Vladivostok.
 
 
       

5 comments:

  1. Hey it's the world series of beach volleyball right now

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  2. Haha the twins are in Beijing now.

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    1. Sadly, they are a bit too young to participate in the Chicken Noodle Soup Making Contest. Additionally, it is hosted in March. :)

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  3. I was all ready, about to book my ticket to Paris (it's ok, I was planning to wait a couple of months for the next competition), until I realized I have to get up at 4am to start cooking my soup...no way!

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    1. The downsides to Chicken Noodle Soup Making Contests... but, aye, does the 1 million euro prize make up for it?
      P.S.
      Paris hosts in January

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