Completely True, Non-crazy Blog post Below :

Today, as I was walking across a parking lot to our car with my brother, I was swinging my ponytail and shout-singing "I WHIP MY HAIR BACK N' FORTH, I WHIP MY HAIR BACK N' FORTH" and there were about ten teenagers who were looking at me like, "She's so stupid, like wtf" so I played the American card: "Hey Kristofer, let's go train, all these peasant Swedes are getting to me, like look at their faces, they think they're so cool, they'd get a serious culture shock, were they to come to La Jolla" and that shut up their overly-maked, fashionable-with-crocs, faces. America wins.