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Saturday, August 25, 2012

My Problem: I want everything Awesome to be Real

   Right now I really want to be a mutant pirate from Lorien who happens to go to Hogwarts School or Witchcraft and Wizardry and at the same time I want to be a member of the Jedi order. Am I the only person who over-imagines to awesome stories they read? I hope not. I watched Xmen 2 once, and my fantasies are suddenly littered with the extreme adventurous danger of being a mutant. Out of the blue, I want it to be real, I want it to happen to me. I obviously noticed that I am not physically mutant, but can I be mentally? I invented...no, I discovered... that we Seminar, are the forefathers of the mutant race, the early mutants, the beings who came early in the mutant evolution. That describes why I want to be a mutant pirate, all though it does not explain why I want to be a pirate.
    I saw Pirates of the Caribbean at Summer Pops and was strastruck with the awesome danger and adventure created when being a 1600, 1700's pirate, Awr! Seeing as there is no way to (yet) go back into the past, I decided that seeing as the Vikings (who were technically early pirates) are my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great (etc..) grandparents, I have a drip of ancient pirate blood in my vines.
    Lorien. I have not been able to make this true yet...hmm. For those of you who have read I am Number Four, The Power of Six, and The Rise of Nine, know what Lorien is. A planet far, far away in another galaxy where people are technically mutant they have awesome powers known as Loric powers. In the books 10 were sent to Earth when their planet was attacked by another fellow planet, Mogador.
    Hogwarts. My hope is that the millions of letter addressed to me were actually lost in the mail. AY! Those of you who have read Harry Potter as much as I have, would know that the American school for witches and wizards is actually Salem Witches School... but to make it easier for you who have simply watched the movies or not read the series 49 times through (yes, exactly 49 times) I will still call the Americna school Hogwarts. Since 2nd grade when I started reading the series I have come up with magical reasons for everything to happen the way it does.
   Jedi. Starwars, I am addicted. Who would guess that someone as you know, as me, would actually like Starwars? For those millions of people who haven't seen it and the billion who has, it is soooo good. I drown in its awesomeness. Darth Vaders voice, the Sith, Tatooine, the Death Star, the Jedi, all of it!I want to be brave and fight with a light saber, I want to defeat an enemy. (P.S I have watched Star Trek too, but Star Wars is way better...)

  You must think I am crazy...

5 comments:

  1. wow, i have to agree that if there was some sort of mutant race or something else in the movies, i would love to be a part of it, but it is so sad that thoe things are either hidden from use and can only be discovered in some odd or impossible way, or do not exist, i believe they are hidden from our view... compared to the movies, our liver are so boring, no adventures or freak incidents to liven things up, put us in danger, no enemy to defeat.

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  2. So true, is there anyway to redefine the word "fiction"? We just have to believe that there is a fantasy world beyond the scope of our lives and we could only coexist with it. I just read the best book ever and really want to go in it to watch everything happen, but too bad I can't.

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  3. For me, I think the truth is that I think I deserve it. I mean, I work so hard, I am so awesome, I am undescribable and unexplainable occasionally nonunderstandable and nongetable and it would be cooler and better and awesomer if I could say, "It's because I'm a _______(mutant, wizard, alien, science experiment gone wrong, from the future). Do I really deserve it?? The world will never no (or maybe it will).

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