Bobby the blobby.. A story about a guy that you might form unnecissary conclusions about, when they are always true.

    There once was a boy named Bob. Now, as soon as you read that sentence, you most likely pictured Bob as an extremely boring and normal guy. I am very sorry to disappoint you, but he is not, definitely NOT an ordinary boy. In fact, he is so out of the ordinary, that he didn't even deserve that first sentence.
     You might ask why Bob was named Bob, after all, he is a complex guy, and the simplest name does not quite fit him. Well, for one thing, Bob was the first name that popped into my mind, and for another, it would be hard for me to remember any other name.
     Before I start the story of Bob the insane, I am going to put myself in your position. Okay, if I was a reader reading this post, I would be asking myself what makes this "Bob" so extraordinary. I am the author, so it it probably my job to answer that question right away. Any sane author would so that. However, much like Bob, I am insane. So there is my excuse--I wont tell you what makes Bob so different, you'll have to figure it out yourself.   But I guess it is my job to answer that buzzing question. To rid yourselves from the pain, the annoyance, the angry bee in your mind. Well, here goes. You are now thinking (especially alexandra) that bob is some sort of mutant. Just like the numerous literature pieces that have been focused on mutated children. (X-men, Obernewtyn, ...)
     Sorry to tell you, but you are wrong, or if you want, you are right. Bob is merely a figment of your imagination. You could picture him as a blob. A slushy, deformed piece of nothing that has the power to evade all laws of physics and of life. He can float in mid air, he can live forever, he can not have any body, but still be alive. Bob is someone for you to play around with. He can be anybody you choose, and does not even have to be a person. He can be a nothing, a death, a space. Anything.................
       Feel free to comment about your bob the blob. How possibly awesome can you make him, or how utterly defying can he be?
       Dun, dun , dun, dunnnn..............

School

It has come to my attention that no one has posted in awhile. I'm guessing it's since school started (aren't I so smart?). And the tons of homework. I mean, we go to school for 6 hrs and 40 min. Then we come home and have at least 2 more hrs of schoolwork. Is it fair? No. Just like boy-girl sitting. And it's definitely not fun.

People who take geometry (or latin, I guess, but you were the ones who decided to choose it) have it the worst. And I'm sure next year you will have even more homework when you take geometry. But is it fair that since we lose 4 days of school we get 20 extra problems each night? I mean, at the rate we're going, a section per night, I'm sure we'll finish the whole book before the school year has even ended. We're already halfway through chapter 2 and it's still september!

Did I just complain about school for two long paragraphs? Sorry about that. I guess I'm talented. But I'm sure everybody agrees about this too...

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I lost my geometry textbook during primetime somewhere. I don't even know how. AAAHHHHHHHH

Wedding

We went to this family friend's wedding in Irvine at the Ritz Carlton, and there was an awesome ocean view. And there was expensive valet parking. And an awesome menu. And an awesome cake. Anyway, we stayed overnight (they had really comfy beds) and walked down to the beach, but there were way too many people.

SCHOOL

Either a tiresome dreadfully boring unstimulated environment filled with potatoes and other species or a beautiful joyous communitry creating written pieces and laughing over math problems unpopulated of potatoes and species like so.

Guilty as Charged

       Yes, I know, I'm guilty of not posting in a very long time. That's because I've been busy with my new video game which will only be shown to you when I'm done. And now you will be mad at me again for posting about such a depressing subject, school. Well, we can't avoid it forever. I thought maybe I might help some of you guys by posting my own list of school supplies up here.

five star notebooks (3)
graph paper notebook
binders (2)
pencil pouch (highlighters, sharpener, eraser, pencils)
scientific calculator
lock
lined paper
spiral notebook
clip for water bottle

See you guys soon at school!!!!
Beccajandro the Great Blogger