Blisters& Solitary Confinement

Blisters have everything to do with solitary confinement... when you're in solitary confinement on the top of the world, you feel lonely, when you feel lonely you decide to do things that you think will help your depression cease, when you do things that you think will help...well... you spot your dad mowing the lawn, when you see your dad mowing the lawn you ask if you can try, when you ask if you can try, you try the easiest part (or so your dad didn't tell you) when you get tricked into believing that mowing the lawn is easy you volunteer to do it the next time, when you volunteer you end up doing it, when you end up doing it, you notice how hard it is the mow the lawn (except for the 3.2% that your dad let you try) when you notice how hard it is you try harder to prove that 12 year old girls can do it too, when you try to harder (pushing against the vibrating plastic while heavy-lifting a motor on four wheels over hundreds of yards of uneven land- due to wild swine digging up roots- and sweating) you get horrible blisters on your thumbs.