OFF

Even though no one will probably read this post, I will write it. Today we will be discussing the word off.

Adverb Away from the place in question; to or at a distance: "the man ran off".

Preposition Moving away and often down from: "he rolled off the bed".

Adjective Characterized by someone performing or feeling worse than usual; unsatisfactory or inadequate: "having an off day".

Noun The half of the field toward which the batsman's feet are pointed when standing to receive the ball.

Verb Kill; murder: "he was hired to off her stalker". To address a few important summer uses. 1) Time Off - folks, this is your vacation. Don't let anyone ruin it. 2) Braces Off - this is a bit personal, but I must celebrate. 3) Off! - bugspray, guys....you need it, you know you do. 4) Off - an L.A. hardcore punk supergroup - to remind you that you are not the craziest.