Like a Direct TV Ad

(because every once in a while I have a great idea for a post)

When the weather gets warm, summer begins
When summer begins, school ends
When school ends, I have lots of free time
Because I have lots of free time and it's warm, I go swimming
After I go swimming, I have to wash my hair
When I wash my hair, I use up 45 minutes of my life
And because I washed my hair, I missed out on some other fun and relaxing thing I should have been doing instead

And this is one reason I dislike summer.