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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Windows Help Center

Internet Explorer crashed, which, if you have ever used a school computer, you know happens frequently.
Windows sent me a message saying that my browser had crashed because of a problem, and that they would look into the problem. Several miserable seconds later, the windows help center pops up with a message saying that they know why my browser crashed, and guess what? It was because of a problem. Yes, you read that right. A problem. The problem that caused Internet Explorer to crash was a problem. I never would have guessed. Really...

New low, Windows. New low.

Wait, did I forget to mention that they failed to find any solution to the problem, and recommended closing the browser and restarting it to see if it was fixed? Doesn't that sound like a magical just-try-your-luck solution to you?

There's a very good reason I prefer Macs. They don't assume the consumer is dumb. Like seriously Windows, who actually falls for that? Do you think that's good customer service? All you're good for is laughs.


(There was once a gingerbread man that enjoyed the sights of the Ivory Coast and travelled there often with his companion Mr. Menopause.)

ATTENTION, if you think I wrote the sentence, you might want to consider the style in which Alexandra posts and notice that she has abused her founding privileges to edit my post, WHICH I DO NOT APPRECIATE!

3 comments:

  1. My PC rarely crashes.
    Until that one day when it really shouldn't crash.
    Anyway, there is a lot ore available to the user on a PC than there is on a Mac.

    But were this a conversation with Rob, a person whom I like to always disagree with, I would be onboard the APPLE FOR LIFE campaign and be the flight's pilot.

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  2. ALEXANDRA WHY DID YOU EDIT MY POST.
    (we will have words, missy)

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  3. I will gently remind you of all the problems your PC has like randomly losing a bunch of your files....
    Which my Mac has never done.

    No comments about Rob, for I sense that we completely agree on that subject. But for the sake of my happiness, lets not mention him again for the rest of the summer. Ok? :)

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