A Fish's Tail

     I am a simple fish, living in the realm of the underwater kingdom, my name was given to me by my Aunt, who raised me and my brothers when my mother went for a fishing hook, she was not the brightest ray of light in the sea, I was told. But she had a pure heart and soul. Now, back to the present, I have no clue how old I am, but I am an adult and living on my own. I have wandered the sea for a reason, a something to do with my life other than eat, poop, and sleep (you may think, oh this is one of those stories, a nobody who finds a quest and turns out to be a hero, but let me assure you, this is NOT one of those stories). I may start sounding like it, but really it does not end like that.
     I did, in fact, one day go looking for an adventure, and, indeed, I found one, but not the type you expect (maybe). -- Wait a second, maybe this IS that type of tale, well hmmmm, maybe I should just stop right now before I go further... A little more can't hurt. Right? Wait, I am a fish, who am I talking too... Hmmm, this whole story bussiness is confusing.-- One day, while I was swimming around, looking for some food, I wandered apon a crab trap, I had gone in, but realized it would snap closed with one disturbance, so I slipped out, almost. My tail got snapped in, the cage had closed on it, and I was in pain, BAD pain. It wass luck that brough my crab friend over to help me, he lifted the cage and let me free (we sea creatures are smarter than we appear, well the dumb ones are dumb, BUT the smart ones are smart). My body fell limp and I floated down, almost feather-like. But anyway, I couldn't swim, but my crab friend took me to his cave where he bandaged my tail and took care of me.
      All of this leads me to now, still healing.
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Yeah yeah yeah, I know, what type of story was that! Well too bad, I was in the mood to tell my short tale of my tail, well that wasn't much of a story... so... HEY WHATS THAT!!!!!!!!!

(While your head was turned, I hid so you can't ask me anymore questions, hahahaha!)

THE END