Sunday, July 22, 2012
Dying a Year Early With EXPERIENCE
Today Hannah may have just shortened my life. Why did I let her? Because, if my life is a year shorter, her life is WAY shorter. Like 20 years shorter. How did this all happen? I ask myself. I had decided to help Hannah with her stained glass coasters, getting to take a hammer to the very very breakable glass. The sound was satisfying as well as the psychological effect it had. I could picture BLANK's (<----- blank due to personal reasons) face among the glass as I brought the hammer down. HARD. The color also fit very well, as it was red. Bloody red. :) But that very effective stress reliever comes at a price, maybe. Probably. 99.9% likely. Why, may you ask? Now I have glass powder settling in my lungs. Maybe. Probably. Wait, I said this already, and you get what I mean. Maybe. But I already told her that I wouldn't get angry at her, unless I'm 99 and about to turn 100, and I die, like, a day before my birthday. That's when I'll blow my fuse. But, oh well. She'll probably be dead by then... :D
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Very friendly post mazz, :D! Lets hope BLANK dies way before that too!
ReplyDeleteMazz apparently hates MILO so you can replace that BLANK with him. Wow, how violent Mazz. You seriously want to bash in his face with a hammer?
ReplyDeleteWell, yes, I sort of would like to bash his head in, but it would be more fun if he had glass that I could hammer into his stupid head... >:)
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the purple hair! It will go great with the blood red of the glass you mashed... :D
ReplyDeleteWait, what do you mean, "But, oh well. She'll probably be dead by then... :D " ??? Do you WANT me to die? Go fall out of your tree and break your neck, after making the hammock and chopping your tree down! (Wait, that doesn't work, how do you break you neck by falling out of a tree that you already chopped down?)
Hmmm, well I mean: by then, since you have inhaled more powdered glass,(if it really shortens your life...) you will die before me, and NO, I don't want you dead [although if Milo could die on the other hand...(sorry Sofia)].
ReplyDeleteDon't cheat yourself. You know you want me to die :P
ReplyDeleteNa (hehe, wink wink, nudge nudge) >:D
ReplyDeleteJust wondering...is it worse to die the day before your birthday or the day of your birthday?
ReplyDeletethe day before, cuz then you died like a year younger than you could have, but it would be cool to die on your birthday if you are surrounded by friends, plus you would have lived an only years, not years and days(weeks, months...).
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